I don’t even care how this happened
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
Petition to have a
very gaysports anime *pause for effect* with girls
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
Avengers Annual 001 (2014)
↳ That is the last time I let Tony freelance the door codes. We all said, six digit number! Just because hehas trouble remembering his own birthday…
• I can wear long sleeves again without dyeing from the sun
• I can wear dark lipstick again
• boots are back
• dark jeans
• I can wear coats again
• I can skip shaving and no one will ever know
• HOT COCO
• the bugs are dead
• I’m not forced to go outside and be a teenager
•Scary movies and Christmas movies
it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water
Or actually full out drink it
Or rinse the brush in your drink
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
100 YEARS AGO
there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?
This guilotine blade is the one that beheaded Marie Antoinette in 1793.
It was purchased from the executioner’s family.
It can be seen on display at Madame Tussauds was museum in London.
Marie Antoinette’s last words as she climbed onto the guillotine platform were “Pardon me sir, I meant not to do it” after accidentally stepping on her executioner’s(Henri Sanson) foot.